Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines are often used, but rarely successful.

Why? Most often because instead of being funny pick up lines are cheesy, insincere, and often, downright vulgar. Here are a few examples of funny pick up lines that are often used (sidebar: I am NOTsuggesting that you use these!):

-If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

-I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

-Are those moon pants you’re wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!

-Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!

Now, is it possible to use one of these funny pick up lines and still end up getting the girl’s phone number?

Sure, but my guess is that if you did, it would be in spite of the line, not because of it. I mean, using a pick up line like that is better than doing nothing, but just barely. When you are trying to meet a woman, put yourself in her place and imagine what would pique your interest if you were approached by a stranger. What would make you really take notice of a guy?

Probably not some crude comment about the size of your breasts or how nice your ass was. That would just irritate you.

No, you would want to be appreciated and made to feel special, like you stood out from the crowd.

So if a man approached you with a sincere attitude and a self-confident demeanor and said something pleasant, he would stand a much better chance than a guy who looked you up and down and gave you some marginally vulgar compliment.

So how can you use humor to his advantage when meeting a woman? Instead of trying to use some canned, pre-packaged, funny pick up line, just have a friendly, outgoing attitude when you approach her. If you think of something funny or lighthearted, by all means say it. Just don’t feel like you have to force it to strike up a conversation.

If you just consider it from the woman’s perspective it begins to make sense. So use a funny pick up line if you must, but if you really want to learn how to meet women and get tons of dates, consider a more relaxed approach.

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